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Zune Lotoo Annihilate F-A3 Multi Tool Survival Shovel Sale Explore

Name: Zune Lotoo Annihilate F-A3 Multi Tool Survival Shovel Sale Explore
Brand: Camping & Hiking
SKU: Zune Lotoo Annihilate F-A3 Multi Tool Survival Shovel Sale Explore-5508
Price: 99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.6 (892 reviews)

Original price was: $239.00.Current price is: $99.00.

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SKU: Zune Lotoo Annihilate F-A3 Multi Tool Survival Shovel Sale Explore-5508 Category: Camping & Hiking

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Pivoting shovel head with 6 different positions.
Shovelhead that moves from sharp edge to 10mm of thickness capable of withstanding 882 lbs of weight–if you’re still on the metric system, that’s 400KG. That’s like 2 silverback gorillas stepping on it with 100 lbs of bananas in their arms. (Showing my work: 2 x 350 lb–weight a silverback plus approximately 1600 bananas or 800 for each gorilla).
Tactical Ax in case you are faced with a mountain lion or some other predator angrier than you. (God made man, but the Zune Lotoo made them equal. I know it was really Sam Colt that made them equal, but roll with it).
Chopping for trees, brush, or tomatoes for your campfire stew. (note: not recommended for tomatoes because that would be like hunting with a tank).
Lead hole to fasten wire or your paracord when you are running from that angry mountain lion and have to climb a tree. (note: mountain lions climb trees).
Chisel point that can unscrew a bolt.
With both handles attached this will extend to 24.5″, but 655mm sounds better. This is unlike most multi-tool shovels that only provide a handle with less than 12″. That’s not cool when you have to dig a hole–and it puts you 12.5″ closer to that mountain lion.

BUT WAIT!! It comes with other things!!

Knife blade that screws into the handle for more detailed cutting. (Like making scrimshaw…look it up. Old whalers made this out of whale bones. Coincidentally, I think the early whalers probably could have used an Annihilate F-A3 when they were at sea.)
Magnesium rod to start fires quickly and easily.
Camera knob to hold a camera to capture great pics or selfies for your insta / facebook / snap streaks or / twitter. (ugh, just appealing to the masses. please don’t use it for that).
Whistle!!! Yes, a whistle. When did any field tool you purchased come with a whistle! Give it to a friend to blow. He will distract the mountain lion while you getaway!!!